Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.

Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.

Steve Job by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011

Steve Jobs 

The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.

Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"

Steve Jobs by nugirt October 6, 2011

Steve McQueen 

verb: sexual act involving vomiting in a woman's vagina. Can be intentional or unintentional. Bonus points if the vagina belongs to a stripper.

OMG! He pulled a Steve McQueen! I guess whiskey, cool whip, and sweaty vagina don't mix too well!

Steve McQueen by MrDoctorDave September 13, 2009

steve job

When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job.

Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.

Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too

Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.

steve job by Nis & Isak June 10, 2010

steve job

a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated

liz, are you giving rute a steve job right now?

steve job by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011

steve irwin stinger 

well, a steve irwin stinger is when u dickslap a girl in the chest so hard, it penatrates her skin and goes right into her heart and kills her, DEF.2 A big penis or indiscase a big dick goes in a womens body and her heart comes out

yo Vinny, u noe that girl Amanda that I like? well i gave her a steve irwin stinger and the bitch died on me6. stinger <br />7 up, 6 down <br /><br /><br />When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.<br /><br />She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger. yo jimmy what richard i took my big dick in rolled up in dis ho

steve irwin stinger by dasnoman7 September 11, 2006

Steve Irwin 

verb. To strike another person with the tips of the fingers in a jabbing motion, directtly in the center of the chest, as if to imitate the sting ray that caused Irwin's death.

Dudeman, i totally Steve Irwined Jason at school today.

Steve Irwin by Matt Ciani June 5, 2008