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Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.
Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!
by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011
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Smeltzphobia

The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work.
"Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."
by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013
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stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
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stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.
My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.
by Something Amusing October 26, 2013
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Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.
I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.
by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014
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Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously
Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.
by BusA November 27, 2014
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sneltch

A looser; someone who is desprite for friends
Jackie is such a sneltch
by Armadilloking January 27, 2015
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