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Splonge

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"
"Wow this food is so Splonge!"
by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023
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Spooge

Spooge is the technical term for dumpster juice and has been for the last 40 plus years or well before the urban dictionary
Dude close the windows on the truck quick lots of Spooge in this next dumpster
by Waste-Resources.com December 7, 2023
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Spalooge

The process of gargling a pair of testicles under water
Do you want to come to the pool party tomorrow? You can even Spalooge some people
by G.T.L March 22, 2024
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Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.
Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
by Munching Munter March 28, 2024
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Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
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Sploober

The sound your mouth makes when you raspberry and babies spit.
If you raspberry it’s says Sploober
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spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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