Josh Hawley speed

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

Wake and Speed

Wake and Speed is when you wake up and try 5mg to 25mg Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) mixed with water. You can also use Blue Speed (Blue Amphetamine, Blue Ethylamphetamine). You become energetic and hyper. You might become sleepier instead on the Speed because of some forms of ADHD, so you might want to consider a Wake and Mod instead. If referring to Ethylamphetamine, it's Wake and EthylAmp (Wake and Ethyl-Amp, Wake and EA). If referring to Amphetamine, it's Wake and Amp. If referring to Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Cyclohexylaminopropane (Norpropylhexedrine, NPPX, CHAP), Propylhexedrine (PPX), Cyclopentamine (CPA), Cyclopentylaminopropane (CPAP), Propylamphetamine (PA, PropylAmp, Propyl-Amp), It's Wake and Speed jr. When it's Propylamphetamine, it's Wake and PropylAmp (Wake and PA, Wake and Propyl-Amp). If using any stimulant (including caffeine), it's Wake and Tweak (Wake and Stim).

Tony: I woke up at 6:30am, took 10mg of Ethylamphetamine, and fell asleep. Then I woke up at 7:30am awake, refreshed, energetic, and confident. Thanks Wake and Speed!

by CynderFanclub September 10, 2023

Alberta speed limit

Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.

When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.

"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."

"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."

"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."

by The Western October 29, 2010

trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.

Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

newn speed

when someone does something really slowly and inefficiently

i got 99 mining at newn speed

by helpless_ November 6, 2018

Need For Speed

A racing video game that Electronic Arts made in 1995. The first title was Road&Track: The Need For Speed. The first game was only for the PS1, Sega Saturn and the PC. Also in the PC version, they have the special edition of The Need For Speed. In 1997, the sequel began, Need For Speed II. The second game has no cops, no damages and no imports. Then again, the special edition starts once more. After the sequel, they quit making into a special edition and stick it to the real title. In 1998, EA strikes again with a new sequel, Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit. The cops were in that game for sure. There's no limits to that. In 1999, another sequel will blow our mind, Need For Speed IV: High Stakes. This time they're getting to the damages of the cars. Before there was no addons, the gamers are having an idea. They call it, Downloadable Addon Cars. They create cars from scratch, 3D or 2D. It's only for the PC version. After that, EA want something else besides other cars. There's only one car manufacturer that's from Germany that want something in the game, Porsche. EA acquires the license for the game and then, it was called Need For Speed V: Porsche Unleashed. In Europe, they call it Porsche 2000. It was a different for Unleashed. Later on, they went for the Game Boy Advance to let the GBA owners play it. In 2002, EA revives Need For Speed, once again! They call it for the sequel of Hot Pursuit, Need For Speed VI: Hot Pursuit 2. The cops are getting furious with racing. They will arrest you for the last time. It's for the PS2, Gamecube, Xbox and the PC. In 2003, the exotics are taking a break and they're getting into the tuner side. They call it Underground. Need For Speed VII: Underground was a new game that impresses the tuners who are getting into imports. One of the gamers are not that interested in "rice 'em up" thing. Well beggers can't be choosers, you know. After that, Underground strikes again, once more. Underground was the first start of the game and then they made it to a sequel. Need For Speed VIII: Underground 2 has a fresh start of new ricing out thing. It was a little worse that EA took out the S2000 and the Neon because they don't have anymore money to buy the license again. Right now, EA has a new sequel, again, with a new title, Most Wanted. EA promised a new sequel to impress all racing gamers into a new level. Will EA survive making it? There were other titles from Need For Speed that just had, V-Rally, V-Rally 2, Motor City Online and Underground Rivals. We have an acronym for Need For Speed, NFS. For short, that is. When High Stakes, Hot Pursuit and Hot Pursuit 2 are still active, the pros are making the first High-Poly cars for the ones who own fast computers. They're not suitable for slow ones because it might crash your game. Now the NFS fans are so hyped about their games. Is there going to be a Need For Speed 10? We'll see about it sooner or later.

"Feel the Need For Speed!"

by Overdriven February 11, 2005

cici-speed

Not slow, but not as quick as others. Taking a bit more time to react to things. People who answer with ".................." a lot on MSN. People who often behave like they are very tired.

"Err, dude! That car's driving at cici-speed!"
"I'm not slow, I'm just working at cici-speed."
"You still don't get that?! Are you at cici-speed today, or what?!"

by cicispeed June 17, 2008