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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
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Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
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mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh
Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.
by Catchris2 May 15, 2021
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spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment
my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back
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Spanking

"Come here " He said as he looked at me, he was still standing at the door. "Coming" I said as I nervously walked over to him " Yes " I said as i looked down. " I heard you were talking to other boys at work, look at me" " I'm sorry.." I said " You should of though about that, when I come in after you I want to see you naked and arched over the bed, do you understand?" " Y-yes sir " I said shaking,

As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
That is a spanking.
by Itz_melilah December 21, 2022
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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.
Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.
by The Enablers June 15, 2024
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