Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.

I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!

by JakieNarko November 22, 2013

sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.

I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!

by lawrence De Plume August 1, 2017

Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.

Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.

by sonofnyx July 12, 2011

Sleeping Beauty

The action of taking a toke and proceeding to exhale in another’s mouth while they’re sleeping to awake them.

“Yo, let’s wake collin up with a sleeping beauty”

by ShibuiPerk October 14, 2022

Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018