Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by anonymous March 18, 2021

Ding-a-ling Shaker

Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.

While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.

by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021

The Turkish salt shaker

you let your partner sniff cocaine from the tip of your penis

dude, yesterday Zoe ask me to let her do the The Turkish salt shaker

by Dasbloed October 6, 2021

wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?

A certain persons phase. When I mean "certain persons" I mean me so...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT!!!!!

Me( And ONLY ME )wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?
Other people: Hey???

by Boss1,000,000,000,000,000,000! February 22, 2018

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Hailie's sake

The only reason why Eminem is getting back with his crackhead ex-wife.

Eminem will live with a crackhead for Hailie's sake.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003