simp

n : an idiot; a nitwit; a person lacking intelligence or common sense; abbr. for simpleton.

You dont have a clue, you simp!

by 10101011 December 17, 2003

simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 21, 2005

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

simp

The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.

Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.

by Big Gary January 14, 2007

SIMP

A guy who puts themselves in a submissive position in order to get with a girl.

Brock from Pokemon is a massive simp

by BrOcK iS a SiMp May 28, 2020

Simping

Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.

Aptula simping with olivia and leaving his bros.Going against bro before hoes

by riskyasav March 21, 2020

simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 11, 2017