Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.
by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021
by carbum April 04, 2021
A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household
Simon: Hey! What team do you support?
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023
A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
by DaddyDonkey63 October 05, 2022
#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
by Semon the great May 24, 2018
A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021