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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon
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Simon

Cutest thing person human male to exist
Simon is cute
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Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.
Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com
by nuttsgt March 2, 2021
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Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.
“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg
by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021
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Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba
Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat
by Anfernee simons is the goat March 16, 2021
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Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden
Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No
by carbum April 4, 2021
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