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by IM GONNA FUCKING POOP February 19, 2021

Shoveled

To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.

Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?

alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.

Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger

by anonymous January 16, 2021

shoveness

The teenage art of putting clothes away in drawers.

All of the shoveness in these drawers

by Aims82 January 24, 2021

shove a snowball up their ass

to deceive someone

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass

by BrinMacen January 26, 2021

Shovelicious

Shovelicious

pronounced:
/ˈʃʌv(ə)lˈlɪʃəs/

adjective:
A grading system that describes both the deliciousness and speed in which one can ingest *food*.

Use:
"These baked beans are absolutely Shovelicious, get into my belly!"

by Wemyster April 21, 2021

Shovenpucker

When you stick a lemon head up your bungwallace over and over again and love it

Shovenpucker is when you have a Yellow buttcrack full off sour balls

by Aidsmonkey 3000 times ouch May 11, 2021

shmoover

Declared by GMTK as a neologism meaning "the genre of games where you shoot to move".

Bob: "There are so many shmoovers in GMTK game jam 2018."
Joe: "Yeah I don't know why they thought that that was a good theme lol"

by somecoolguyontheinternet June 15, 2021