Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

by sham March 19, 2004

saints

An all-boys school in San Diego. Home to some of the biggest dicks and perverts in the area. amazing football team that could beat the cathedral catholic dons any day, any time, anywhere. same goes for basketball.

girl #1: hey look that guy is really hot! girl #2: of course he is. he attends saints.

by socalforeverandalways May 27, 2009

Latter Day Saints

A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.

"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".

Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".

by OxygenBurglar November 4, 2009

Shant

A person who gives oral sex to another person while in the presence or while riding a zebra.

1.) This person looks like a shant.
2.) Are you shanting my cack?

by Shantastic! March 17, 2010

shantarooni

One who has engaged in sexual acts with women so horribly fat that they were consumed by the females genitles.

-"Fuck me, baby."
-"Hell yea! Ooo yeah, baby, just like that!....Hey...whats happening?!..HEY! Stop it! STOP IT! Help me!!! HELP MEEE!! AAGHGGHHHH............."
-"...Goddammit, there goes another one. Fucking shantarooni!"

by mo March 25, 2004

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

saint master chief

Ploy by the Catholic church to make saints über-cool. See also saint rambo and saint robocop.

The Catholic Church brings you Saint Master Chief, patron saint of the xbox.

by mortimerjones November 23, 2004