mortimerjones's definitions

Tfosorcim

The word 'Microsoft' backwards. Used in one of Simon Travaglia's BOFH stories, as a religious organization that the PFY unwittingly donated to.

Donate to the holy order of Tfosorcim.

by mortimerjones December 5, 2004

saint robocop

A ploy by the Catholic church to make religion cooler. See also saint master chief and saint rambo.

The Catholic Church presents to you, Saint RoboCop, patron saint of cybernetic justice.

by mortimerjones November 23, 2004

Freshman

Title of a song by The Verve Pipe. Kickass song.

"Dude, have you heard Freshman by The Verve Pipe? That song is kickass!"

by mortimerjones November 20, 2004

saint master chief

Ploy by the Catholic church to make saints über-cool. See also saint rambo and saint robocop.

The Catholic Church brings you Saint Master Chief, patron saint of the xbox.

by mortimerjones November 23, 2004

saint rambo

A ploy by the Catholic church to make religion cooler. See also saint master chief and saint robocop.

The Catholic Church presents to you Saint Rambo, patron saint of kickass action movies.

by mortimerjones November 23, 2004

finger eleven

the most whiny-ass band in the history of the world. next to hoobastank.

"Even though I know, I don't wanna know, Yeah I guess I know, I just hate how it sounds"

by mortimerjones November 20, 2004