I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

by Reniii January 1, 2024

iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them

Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.

Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025

Mormon Shaped

Damn near Slenderman

“Damn, that mf Mormon Shaped.”

by PattersonLite March 30, 2025