Sticky Salamander

When a chick is giving you brain and right before you bust you pull it out and put your tip of your penis up to the girls nostril and bust

This dyke was biting my wang while she was giving me head, so I gave her a sticky salamander

by Soto Boy 69 October 17, 2019

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020

A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.

Yo, A salamanders ballsack!

by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021

kaori sakamoto

Kaori Sakamoto is the 2021 figure skating world champion. She holds a world record for edges so deep they cut through the core of the earth, and yet another for her double axel, which traveled all the way from Japan to Sweden in only a few seconds.

(I don’t want to spread false information, Kaori is not really world champion, but she is in my heart.)

Omg did you see kaori sakamoto’s free skate at worlds?
Yes, it was amazing. She was robbed of a spot on the podium.

by Triple toe May 1, 2021

Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend

You're a Redneck-Salamander.

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"

Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.

by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021