jak salad

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

He enjoyed eating jak salad because he had such a sweet tooth.

by S. A. Benham April 18, 2005

road salad

A term used by rake yohn (viva la bam actor) speaking of someone 'tossing your salad' while driving (Not a *eat* salad)

Dude I almost crashed beacause she gave me a road salad

by the uthuh billg November 22, 2007

Hot Salad

A combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.

Hoping to spice up their bedroom "cuisine" Rodney introduced Mario to the Hot Salad.

by Justin Osborne June 11, 2006

gorilla salad

some nasty ass untamed pubic hair that protrudes outta tha panties; an overgrown bush; a muff with a horrendous amount of fur.

Danielle refused to go swimming yesterday because her overgrown gorilla salad was showing.

Alex's gorilla salad is so mangy that she has to get that shit waxed every week.

by yum_my August 28, 2006

salad face?

When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.

I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.

by fuckershocking February 6, 2005

Egg Salad

The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.

Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.

by Eggsalad-er July 4, 2011

toss the salad

to lick one's butthole

Mikey W. loves to toss the salad with Andy S.!

by Richard Patrick Martin January 30, 2005