When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.
The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.
The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.
The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."
--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."
--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012
Get the Money Sackmug. by $P3NC3 September 1, 2009
Get the sack titsmug. A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.
#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009
Get the Wet Sackmug. by sad sack August 4, 2005
Get the sad sackmug. these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle. the main difference between these and scrotum tits are that in the case of sack-lumpos, milk does not seap out o fthe scrotal pores.
"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin sack-lumpos, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b"
"My sack-lumpos is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b"
"My sack-lumpos is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"
by am h December 18, 2005
Get the sack-lumposmug. by Mike , Luis November 21, 2007
Get the pussy sackmug. This expression refers to a man's testicle sack, and is used to demand courage and action from another man. In long from it's equivalent to: Grab your sack to make sure your balls are there, be brave and do-it/buy-it/break-up/etc. In shorthand it's: Sack up and do it/buy-it/break-up/etc.
Democrat's need to sack up and stop the reckless, fear-driven war machine that the Neo-Republican party has sadly become.
Republican's need to sack up and admit that they are afraid of almost everything that is not white and Christian, and that their fear is why they want to drop bombs all the time.
Peggy Noonan in reference to Rush Limbaugh and other right wing pundits:
"But I would say of these men (why, in the continuing age of Bill Clinton, does the emoting come from the men?) who are fighting one another as they resist naming the cause for the fight: Sack up, get serious, define."
Republican's need to sack up and admit that they are afraid of almost everything that is not white and Christian, and that their fear is why they want to drop bombs all the time.
Peggy Noonan in reference to Rush Limbaugh and other right wing pundits:
"But I would say of these men (why, in the continuing age of Bill Clinton, does the emoting come from the men?) who are fighting one another as they resist naming the cause for the fight: Sack up, get serious, define."
by Marko D January 11, 2009
Get the sack upmug.