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LAPD Special

A sex move in which you cum into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

You then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the shit out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect penis while yelling "Stop resisting!"
I gave my girl an LAPD Special last night, bitch looked like Rodney King after I was done.
by LittleFatso May 3, 2011
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Specifics

An Underground rapper most known for Under the Hood combining great lyrics with the awsome beats and sounds of the dj Nujabes
"Here with a dilemma / a dip with an umbrella out my cellar / let her in quick, the medicine scent, whatever.

I'm clever on some accapella shit, that's my main strength/ but never been too bad, as well, at this gettin' brains thing.

I like the lights dim / not the type to fight Jim / and bent like psych, to hit the bed and strike skins.

Right then the phone ringin' but left it / blowing in the night like the west wind crescent.

My preference is a heavy snare / yes, instead of some soft shit, got a sweaty pair of breath mints.

The stars be glowing / we spark weed, holdin' hands and a cold beer be the cardio and stamina.

Top physical condition when I'm kissin' / Switchin' my footwork, I cook birds, chicken!

She took off my cardigan, she told me start again / I'm gettin' more bad bitches than Mad Martigan!

With no candles, R&B stanzas or glamorous clothes / I rock no-brand sandals.

I'm dealing with fans, you're dealing with man-holes / It's romance - and more porn than Sancho.

I never snuff lights / Havin' rough nights, but I must live up to my rep, right?

Touch ice, but my blood warm / snuff any nickname, when he gets semi-drunk, it's a fuck-storm!

And some more couldn't hurt / Mix up love and war like porn, rum and Pepsi One for her skirt, yikes! But I Wanna just get done nicely - and yo, girl, your shirt's what entice me!

YO, I'MA DO IT LIKE THIS! ASK IF YOU LOVE IT SO, IF SO IT'S ON... AND BOO, IF YOU LOVE HIS FLOW, IT'S GOLDEN, YO IT'S ALL GOOD, WHAT YOU RUNNIN' UNDER THE HOOD?

I heard it through the grapevine / word's groupie's got the eyes on the crew, incite to get attached loosely at the waistline.

Booty makes my day, yo / the bassline boogie nights got to groove crazy with them cutie-pies.

Seventies shit / you bet me, I will never be rich, I need to get me a celebrity bitch

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This kid can't afford Hennessy, but switch many more cheap 40's than you weak whores will ever sip.

And rap effortless / Blessed with a certain effervescence, the better beef-curtain spreader specialist.

Specifics, Yo, don't get it twist / Drove chicks to my coastal getaway ocean precipice.

Tryin' to get to paradise / No asparagus, just a pair of dice, dominos and some Sheridans.

Solid gold providence / In the hottest nights, get the halls hyped wall to wall with a squad of hos.

And all of this / A life of pantyhose, expansive heights, patios and random fights.

Yo my boys got cameos / dance in the rain with phantoms, all happy like we back again!

I could never end it better than the last LP / So take a picture actually, let the image help me.

Remember when it fade like a dream / and I pass my name, and dash off, yo, to rap with demons.

YO, I'MA DO IT LIKE THIS! ASK IF YOU LOVE IT SO, IF SO IT'S ON... AND BOO, IF YOU LOVE HIS FLOW, IT'S GOLDEN, YO IT'S ALL GOOD, WHAT YOU RUNNIN' UNDER THE HOOD?"

~Under The Hood by:Specifics~
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Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.
Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.
by Joe February 26, 2004
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Moe Green Special

Getting killed with a shot in the eye, like the character, Moe Green, in The Godfather. One form of "sending a message."
If that ho keeps looking at my man, she's gonna get the Moe Green Special.
by catcatcatcatcatcatcat March 7, 2009
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The Beamish Special

When one is to take advantage of a slightly challenged person. Then to take "advantage" of that individual.Weird faces are then made.
Hey what did you do last night with that yound lady
" i ran the Beamish special on her".
by Doctor Phil Mybumm March 15, 2009
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special friends

people who are closer than ordinary friends but don't want to comit are special freinds. They do stuff with each other but don't ever say they are going out, doesn't usually last very long.
I really fancy you but you're my best freinds ex, lets be special friends *wink wink*
by xX Tinkabell Huni Xx December 18, 2004
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Ricky Special

To give one of your best friends that is a girl the key to your house and then tell her to visit you while you are asleep and no one is home. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob and just as you cum in her face you wake up. You then kick her out of your house and ask her back for the key and give it to another girl.(with the same intentions)
Example 1
Juan: "Man i got lucky last night"
Aurel: "why man what happened?"
Juan: " I got the ricky special from a good friend of mine after passing out drunk in my doorm."
Aurel: "Wow that sounds AWESOME!
Example 2
Juan: "hey gurl how you doing?"
Desperate Chick: "nothing much"
Juan: "Hey what do we have here the keys to my house!"
Desperate Chick: "O, REALLY!?"
(hands over keys to her)
Juan: "You should pay me a visit some time"
(later on that night, after getting a blowjob)
Juan: "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOUR FILTHY WHORE!"
(girl leaves with jizz on her face)
by Coorpinator5000 December 21, 2008
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