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by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024

Spank

Street slang for shooting a gun.

"Bouncing out and spank it til its empty cause its fun to me"

by Bluestrips August 31, 2022

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021

Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.

Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok

by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018