sloppy sockends

When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.
The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.
by soimtheassholenow May 27, 2021
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sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 25, 2020
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Sloppy eater

An Untidy, dirty and careless eater
Don't be a sloppy eater! 😤
Eat carefully!
by My English February 15, 2018
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Sloppy Shotgun

The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...
by Meme_Games July 17, 2017
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sloppy shoreline

A term used to describe teenagers who gets blackout drunk at any Shoreline Amphitheatre event and in turn act like sloppy trash.
Friend 1: “Im gonna get wasted at the concert
Friend 2: “dont be sloppy shoreline!”
by Lmao7869 July 30, 2018
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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 13, 2019
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