When your giving a chick a rim job, (eating her ass out) but she doesn't tell you she has a severe case of anal leakage. Better know as a Sloppy Joshua
"Was having a good time with this chick last night, until I started to give her a rim job and I got a sloppy Joshua, shit was everywhere".
by Boss red September 7, 2016

That chick Doobrah from the bar last night gave me a Sloppy Dallas, it was great but now I need a shower.
by Ranbotnic October 15, 2020

Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison
Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one
Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

by I’m from chaventry May 24, 2018

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

by SDK69 October 19, 2020
