Eye Sacks

sexy QT pie who you could never look at because he is in a serious relationship and DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM k thanks bye (also is sweety and gives good cuddles)

Wow look at Eye Sacks! He’s in a serious relationship and we should never talk to him

by Dndldjdldkd November 21, 2021

Silly slacker

Something your aunt will call you

If you ask for fried pickles she will call you a “silly slacker”

by Striker8742 October 31, 2021

Dirty Slack

When your dick goes limp during anal but you keep jamming it in there

Bro, I was power driving Jessica but the blood flow killed my boner, so I ended up giving her a dirty slack

by AtlasTheKing December 17, 2021

Goldman sacks

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.

Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 22, 2023

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024