semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'

Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

Smoner

A reaction or "Boner" you get from the hot smoothie girl in the mall. A Smoner. See Broner for reference.

Dude, Brandon, That girl working over at the smoothie stand right now. Totally giving me a Smoner.

by ImpyPants. February 14, 2007

Simon brown

Someone who thinks they're good in bed when actually they're great! Simon brown's tend to be sex gods but are usually cocky with it. They are very swagarific meaning they have loads of bitches and big ass crew. This crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. He is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. Beware though they can sometimes be sexist but a dick slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.

"Wow that's a top quality Simon brown"
bootilicious
swagarific

by Da real swag queen August 20, 2013

shmoney dance

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.

by Dopemc June 7, 2016

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007