You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

Simone

Simone is a girl who is sometimes cute and very quirky She has an
acquired sense of humour. She is not into sports but she plays instruments . Most of her friends are probably girls because she is comfortable around them. She can get crazy sometimes but her friends love that about her. She also has a fear of a lot of things like insects etc. Overall she is a weird girl with a wholesome personallity.

Jen - Dude look at simone!!! She's crazy bro.

Andrea - Ha-ha Simone your going to kill me! Stop running around like a headless chicken! llolll

by thatonebadmintongirl June 6, 2020

simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.

"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"

by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003

simong

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

by Simon Glover May 10, 2005

simodine

Crazy Cow person who weakly hits stuff with a sword and shield and gets the shit beat out of him

Simodine of Chaos Theory

by The Dude Man x May 22, 2007

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010