Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.

My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.

by TFTBMX April 22, 2009

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

shed

short for shithead, used when you are too lazy or to tired to say it all

JE: "Freaky F you're a fat mastard grick sumbitch"
Freaky F: "yeah, but you be a shed"

by derf January 22, 2005

Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

by BOHSasb August 20, 2011

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

Shed Shit

The type of thing someone would do behind a shed, usually illicit, nasty, or embarrassing things.

eg. smoking pot, giving oral sex, urinating

We made fun of him for weeks after we caught him doing that shed shit.

by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007

Shedad

A rather risky father

"Your dad's a bit of a shedad isn't he Ron?"

by Gmac123 May 7, 2018