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Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood
I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.
by Daveswife912 August 25, 2017
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Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.
I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.
by anonymous January 10, 2023
mugGet the Lil J-Rodsmug.

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.
After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.
by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021
mugGet the Tongue Punch the Smoke Rodmug.

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
mugGet the north american lightning rodmug.

Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .
"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024
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Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.
Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!
by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023
mugGet the Did a Rodmug.

rod

Dude last night rod got 5 kills at the party
by rod “dy” rich June 3, 2020
mugGet the rodmug.

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