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Angry Robber

Give a girl a pearl necklace, then sock her in the face, then throw her outside in the snow.
Dude, I didn't like that whore so I gave her an Angry Robber!
by G-Money69 January 28, 2008
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robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle December 9, 2008
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Robert Plant

One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.
Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."
by AJB11 August 21, 2005
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Robek

1. Non-possesive spelling of the Robek's juice-smoothie cafes.

2. Slang for muscular male who does a lot of "juicing," ie. uses steroids heavily, but denies it when questioned. "Ro" alludes to robot or machine (see Arnold Schwarzenneger as The Terminator);
1.
Dave: You seen how big Mike's gotten? Must have put on 50 pounds of muscle...

Chris: Yeah, but how'd he do that in three months

Dave: He says that all he did was train naturally all summer.

Chris: Bullshit..., that guy's been using more juice than Robek's.

2.
That "Robek"-mutha fucka trying to play it off like its just normal growth
by HonkusSeized April 14, 2005
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Robbe

A normal guy who is nice and down to earth.
Only dates awesome and hot chicks.
Can have all hair colours but ginger!
that boy i such a robbe

He so basic!
by chickenwings_01 May 28, 2017
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Robert

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being
by Big dick mother fuckaa January 4, 2018
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Robert lee

A Red-headed moron who loves to masturbate at night and think about the school girls .Also loves to play baseball
by Shifabkbdd April 8, 2019
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