Robert Pattinson

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

by saza January 15, 2009

Robert

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.

That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.

by cool cousin-in-law February 3, 2010

Robert

Roberts tend to be very gay. Roberts will make you laugh so hard you will pee. Since Roberts are mostly gay they rely on his older girl cousins,sisters,and friends.

Robert told me a joke and i almost peed myself

by I8HYSM April 10, 2016

Dopamine Robber

Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 19, 2008

Robert

A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.

You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.

by Awesome 2530 August 5, 2012

Robert Tapindowski

Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.

Eg: I fucking love cock!

John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.

by mrfactsfootballcr7 October 3, 2022

craddle robber

A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.

R. Kelly is a craddle robber.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006