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eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality
Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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fat retarded tone

A fat retarded mf named Fat Retarded Tone or FRT for short. Usually smells like hot butt and bong water. Sometimes you can catch him in his busted ass 300 or wit his bum ass friend Fat Stanky Retarded Piece of Shit Big Show
“That dumb mf Fat Retarded Tone shit his pants again”
“Man this nigga Fat Retarded Tone smell like hot booty
by luhcheq May 9, 2018
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Rentaly Retarded

Ones complete disregard of respect for rental property due to a mental condition .
Police , Why did you take a short cut through the corn field with your rental car ?

Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !
by jon.rx March 26, 2010
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Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.
Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.
by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010
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Spooky Retarded

When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.
Damn son I was so Spooky Retarded last night I couldn't even put in an order at McDonalds
by Shenanigans25 June 1, 2011
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Ignoramusly retarded syndrome

Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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The most retarded definition ever

by LacℜoiX January 31, 2019
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