rentalism

A lifestyle / excuse idealized by losers who can't afford to own anything in life.

Nigga A: "Sup my big boi, I heard you looking to move?"
Nigga B: "Yeah, the faggot landlord's renovating the place, got kicked out."
Nigga A: "I saw a listing for a big house in the hood, looks dope!"
Nigga B: "Hell no, I ain't buying shit, I'm all about rentalism. "

by LaziNigga August 6, 2019

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

Restarded

Adjective- a really slow human being.

Ex) You are restarded.

by 000000000010000000000 November 7, 2020

Restard

A typo for retard. Will get you made fun of if you're in a Discord server full of gay people.

Fuck you
Restard

by grohniferette November 28, 2020

rectal rage

Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.

"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"

by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020