year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

Javanka Republican

The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.

Republicans have taken to calling Nikki Haley a "Javanka Republican."

by Catty McGee January 8, 2018

Republican

The correct political part.

Damn man, that Republican made some pretty good points.

by Monica Lewinsky November 9, 2020

Republican

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back

1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

Republican

The only thing keeping America a great country.

Wow that republican really is a great guy.

by Yay Trump October 20, 2020

Republican

The party Abraham Lincoln founded, nuff said.

Hey did you hear, we can't own slaves anymore.
Dam Republicans!

by genooo June 26, 2008

Republican

A person who believes that all people should support him/herself. While knowing that the world is a tough place and not everyone has the same opportunities. Therefore it should be in the good graces of the common people to help each other and not a government regulated agency who taxes many of the very people who need help. A republican believes that if all where disciplined a government would not be required to centralized power into one person or committee but instead give the power on to the people.

An Example of a republican is some one who helps some one else instead of voting socialist and hope that they deal with it!

by Levi G July 25, 2008