I'm not going to participate or comply because I'm going to give you a lame excuse, it's against my religion. Waving off anything you don't want to do and blaming it on your belief system.
I can't do the housework because it's against my religion.
I can't bake you a same-sex wedding cake because it's against my religion.
I can't bake you a same-sex wedding cake because it's against my religion.
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"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
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Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.
"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
by oldemberg April 29, 2014
Get the Religion mug.The Romans tried to put down christianity when it was only a cult, but then their leader constantine made it their state religion and it spread like syphilis.
by Dylan T H January 11, 2010
Get the religion mug.One of the most idiotic inventions known to man. The whole reason why religion was created in the first place was to try to explain the unexplainable or the unknown mainly due to what science couldn't explain at the time to make people feel more at ease when faced with the unanswerable. There are lots of people who think if it can't be explained then some higher power, force or being must have had to have done/did it and will take that as fact with hardly any or no evidence at all. The worst thing religion has done to mankind was cause religious wars. Countless of lives has been lost for something that most likely doesn't exist, is fictional and only real based on what the people of the religion say is true because they say it is with hardly any scientific evidence.
Priest: "How was the universe created?"
Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"
Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"
Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"
Priest: "God created it."
Scientist: "Prove it!"
Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"
Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"
Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"
Priest: "God created it."
Scientist: "Prove it!"
by Djozone April 12, 2011
Get the Religion mug.People who assume that just because the universe exists, it must been have crafted especially for us.
They also assume it must have a purpose. In their desperation for said purpose, they are willing to ignore all evidence to the contrary of the validity of their dogmatic teachings. Such denial often results in much hilarity (see Creationism).
If that weren't enough, they go further in assuming the fantastic privilege of an afterlife, when no such evidence for one exists.
They also assume it must have a purpose. In their desperation for said purpose, they are willing to ignore all evidence to the contrary of the validity of their dogmatic teachings. Such denial often results in much hilarity (see Creationism).
If that weren't enough, they go further in assuming the fantastic privilege of an afterlife, when no such evidence for one exists.
Ah, religious people...no wonder they used to think all the planets revolved around the Earth!
If the word anthropocentric doesn't fit in just perfectly here, I don't know what does.
If the word anthropocentric doesn't fit in just perfectly here, I don't know what does.
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