The Roman Chair

When you fuck a girl up the asshole and vagina at the same time and lift her up.

She got The Roman Chair by Bob and Steve.

by McBallsack October 18, 2008

Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

by El Chupachichis July 31, 2013

The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.

I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.

by futureicon August 28, 2009

Good times new roman

An exclamation of enjoyment. Get it? Like good times, but it's also a font.

Timothy: I just bought Red Dead Redemption

Lucas: That sounds like good times new roman.

by Whip-it Fiend November 29, 2011

Double Roman

A fairly involved and physically challenging sex act that is typically performed during free-fall.

Ray: Hey Ben, I feel like jumping from that plane without parachutes may have been a bad idea.
Ben: I dunno, but you wanna Double Roman while we're up here?
Ray: 10-4, Commander!

by Steigelette November 1, 2010

Go Roman

To have anal sex.

Let's go Roman.

by The Fury 13 November 2, 2010

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003