fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing

With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2010

astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.

"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."

by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005

poop pants

poop pants do that dance do the dance of the poop e pee pants dance

Look and Kody Allen Hill over there he is doing the poop pants dance

by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011

Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012

lululemon pants

Boosts a girls rating out of ten by at least 1 if not by 2. Can make an average girl look hot. And a hot girl into Megan Fox. And so on. They contain a hypnotic aura that garners much attention from guys. To girls that love attention, buy these pants!

Man....look at that chick over there. -Jason

Yea, thats a 7 for sure. -Bob

No, but shes wearing lululemon pants! thats at least an 8! man look at that tight ass! -Jason

by JamesRGatz October 21, 2009

Bitch Pants

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.

did you get any last night?

NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them

by Vladimiranda October 27, 2007

pants

Not good, not up to the task, not true. Originally a UK schoolboy slang expression: "a pile of pants", presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. Later spread to adults and abreviated.

"It doesn't work. It's just a pile of pants!" or "I don't like that group. Their music is pants" cf "balsa" and "a piece of balsa".

by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005