Puss Gargling

The gargling of puss.

Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack

by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010

Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

Puss

Someone who is a bitch.
Someone who is scared.
Someone who is getting bitched.
Someone who gets no bitches.

Scared ass puss!

by zCervix November 1, 2015

Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.

Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!

by Whiskeychadsss January 7, 2018

Puss

Slang for an octopus. Although it can be used for any member of the class Cephalopoda with an appropraite modifier e.g:
Squid = Long puss
Nautilus = Shelled puss
Ammonite = Rock puss

"Dude we are eating tonight I just got a puss from the fish monger, cheap as well"
"I can't wait to eat some puss tonight, its gonna taste so good"
"The spanish have the best puss, they just know how to prepare it"

by InvertebrateLover69 December 23, 2023

Muggie Puss

Muggie or muggy is weather-related: Relating to muggy weather, conveying a sense of warmth or stickiness.

Puss is relating to a woman's vagina.

Hence, Muggie Puss is used to describe a warm, sticky pussy.

Girl I love your muggie puss.

Your muggie puss is warm and comfortable.

That girl is sexy, but does she have a muggie puss?

by Werl August 3, 2024

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020