Poilievre Syndrome

A serious affliction where by the affected individual is unable to absorb more information than contained in a standard meme or headline, especially when the provided information is what the individual wants to believe, whether it is factual or not - although typically it is not.

Safety Brad used to be able to reason until he came down with Poilievre Syndrome, now his mental capacity is that of a meme.

by meatface October 22, 2023

Phillies

A group of horses that you, like, kinda want to have sex with.

The crowd roared as the Phillies took the field on a faithful hot summer afternoon that would ultimately steal my youth.

by Willpooonu October 24, 2023

phillip special

Paying someone to give you a hand job

can you give me the phillip special

by obwiwy January 4, 2024

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

Phillip

Someone with extreme ADHD, but is also the sweetest and most genuine soul you may ever meet.

-"Wow, that guy sure is energetic!"
-"Yeah, he's just Phillip."

by nnylnedyah January 14, 2024

Pillionaire

One who has spent over a million dollars on pharmaceuticals over the past 20 years of their life.

Janet had spent a fortune on pain and psych meds, so much so that she was a literal pillionaire.

by Markhole November 14, 2023

pollinada

Una tontería o sonido extraño.

1- Chema, haz otra pollinada.
2- FIRE IN THE HOLE

by Sigahks124 March 23, 2024