bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

pubic DEATH pimples

THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ

After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!

EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino

The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.

by i don't want your pitty October 20, 2008

piglet

A very beautiful young woman who makes the occasional, cute squealing sound when surprised, scared, or flustered.

Aww, piglet.

by MAB88 June 26, 2008

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

Pipe Bomb

The source of the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.

**LATER**

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!

*EXPLOSION*

Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

by Xandra Ben December 9, 2009

Pimple Popping

The man surrounds the base of his penis in whip cream, then the partner begins to preform a blow job, and then deep throats his penis and slams into the whip cream to make it splatter.

Me and Kate decided it would be fun to use whip cream in the bedroom last night, and we did some pimple popping.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 24, 2005