Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

post it in the parking lot

To hang out, to chill with friends

Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies

by Dukeyn May 9, 2008

Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

Perrin

A name for kids who beat their friends up

"Did you see Johnny beat up Michael today?"
"Yeah his such a Perrin"

by FagChopzMcGee August 24, 2012

Perkies

An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.

Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!

Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.

Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?

Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.

Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010