Micky Pee's

n. Sexual act; When two men stand on opposite sides of a girl and urinate upwards, allowing the urine to fall down onto the girl in the shape of two "golden arches."

A play on McDonald's or Micky Dee's

Rob and I totally got to pull a Micky Pee's on Sarah last weekend.

by Paperfilm January 21, 2009

Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

by The Sloppy Kalapaki July 31, 2015

need to pee

it's when you have the need to pee

Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok

by ico277 December 24, 2019

rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020

Wee pee

Desperately needing the toilet for a pee, but when you get there only little droplets or a small wee comes out, not satisfying your need to pee.

person 1: Did you enjoy your pee?
Person 2: no I still need one, I only had a wee pee.

by PhyscoKaylz May 21, 2016

pee connection

It happens when you pee an already peed and not flushed toilet or urinal. You have a connection with the previous pee and yours.

I did not want to have that our regular pee connection with David because these days he is acting weird so i flushed.

by ohyeahdontstop October 22, 2012

pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021