adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.
by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009
Get the Pearson mug.1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.
1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!
Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!
2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!
Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!
Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!
2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!
Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!
by Merchantofvenice April 15, 2009
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U have Straight person -itis
by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017
Get the Straight person -itis mug.Someone with absolutely no originality, who tries their hardest to mimic everything cool they see in you, seeking to be seen by others the way they see you.
Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012
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A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
Get the Penis Person mug.1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
1.
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
by kidneyswap September 25, 2010
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