Paints

Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.

College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.

by FreddyFiveFingers July 21, 2012

Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting

A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.

One squad's final transmission:

Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.

What? Main screen turn on!

Penis!

What you say?

Penis, sir, penis!

Make your time for later. Night is best time.

SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!

For GREAT JUSTICE!

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

painted lady

Colorful way of calling someone a slut. Coined in the old west for women working the brothels who would color their hair and wear make-up.

Look at that painted lady walking down the street. Think I can afford her?

by Nistrams February 6, 2006

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

pant hard

pant poke and push roof of cloth. it make tent like structure with cloth. want to make big explosion. cant control pant. need sweet relief now

hi dere pant hard. plese send pic of bob and vegana with cloth removed. only a pic of bob can fix pant. pleas there is not much time. in hospital and need pic of bob to be cured of ilness. bob is last hope

*a few moments later*

hi this is jaragiosios mom. he in hospital and is not doing good. wanted me to ask u for bob pic? he is no longer able to move limbs. pls send finest of bob pic to him

*3 minutes later*

this is jaragiosios. never talk to me again. made it out hospitol with out u help. delet my facebok bitch

by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019

de-pant

the hasty removal of underwear prior to a naked run

I expect Russ will be the first to de-pant, he's usually not too shy

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 25, 2010

Face Painting

Face Painting (also referred to as 'MySpin') is internet slang for the practice of sprinkling a social networking profile with embellishments, fantasy, and satire, often with humorous or political intentions. Face painters play with the truthiness of identity by conducting a campaign of misinformation to protect their true identity.

Face Painting is closely related to Google Bombing

The term was coined in 2007 in the wake of the Facebook Beacon backlash and the Soble scandal. Face painters aim to introduce a bit of noise and chaos back into the system, clearing some space for true privacy, and enabling a form of direct political action that does not fall victim to Sunstein's critique of homogeneous, disjoint social sub-networks on the internet.

We spent the evening face painting our Facebook profiles.

by Irwin Fletcher March 21, 2008