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Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face
Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan
by FredRodgers May 11, 2016
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Parker Over Here

When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.

Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.
Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?

Stover: What?

Parker: My ass! Hahahaah

Scott: Wow, parker over here...

Parker: what do you mean?

Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.

Parker: How dare you say that about me!

Scott: Well its true... fag...

Parker: Well.. its just..

Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!

Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.

Parker: (runs away crying)

Nick: Wow, parker over there..
by W_Supra09 November 5, 2009
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Palmerize

verb; the act of randomly posting the name of Daniel Palmerin on your friends facebook statuse updates. ♥
Dude we just Palmerized Daisy!!!!
by Palmerizer 3 October 15, 2011
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Palmer

Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.
James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.
by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014
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purmerend

A city in the Netherlands

Verry close to Amsterdam
Dude 1 : where are you going to

Dude 2: to purmerend

Dude 1: where is that

Dude 2 : search It on urban dictionary
by Girlx04 December 31, 2015
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parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
by YellowStoned November 26, 2016
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Parker

A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.
Parker is great
by Parkerdude May 21, 2018
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