parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

parent-prodding

1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them

2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such

1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school

2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day

by SoNotTheCoolest April 1, 2009

Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.

This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.

by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023

sensitive parent

A parent (or any person really) who is offended by absolutely everything. Like to the point where SuperMarioLogan's entire YouTube channel (It's a great channel you should check it out) was demonitized because sensitive parents thought coloring plush toys green like zombies is innapropriate and a danger to society (We need this to end!) These people naturally hate things like Jeffy or Online games because in their insane minds, these simple everyday things will lead to the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.

alsgalskg- "Have you heared of Langlanhna;dh?
hgfgucowet- "ya, he has sensitive parents, they won't let him watch Jeffy for some reason.
alsgalskg- "ik, what an asshole! (The sensitive parent, not langlanhna;dh.)

by jeffyouhouh May 20, 2018