sleepy panda

A person or animal who is extremely sleepy.

Hey look at that sleepy panda, he's soo sleepy.

by Larah March 30, 2007

Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

by Tact123 March 4, 2010

pancake mix

An alternative way to win an argument besides using two camels in a tiny car

By Ray William Johnson

Pepsi is better!" "No, Coke is better!" "Pepsi! Pancake mix! You lost."

by Random =D June 24, 2010

Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

by Aimless Penguin January 25, 2006

pandalifestyle

Financially free and living life in your own terms.
Used by many who found the formula to generate money online

"I was living paycheck to paycheck until I clicked that link in bio and started living the pandalifestyle." money

by Mr.pandalifestyle July 3, 2016

Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.

nate hopper= man panda

by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008

Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012