By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
A server you get sent to when you cheat. It is used as an alternative punishment to banning players and contains cheaters only.
by ManBlo January 02, 2019
When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)
Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.
by Pumper Dumper March 09, 2020
A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.
by KimHawkey November 15, 2020
Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024
When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening
I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead
by lilypad01 June 07, 2023