shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016

harry potter wand

Magical, like the unicorns in the sky...

Harry Potter Wand is magical, I turned into a frog because of it.

by Put a Banana in your ear January 2, 2017

Harry Potter time

When you are trying to have sly sex with your parents in the house with the TV on.

We are going to have some Harry Potter time

by Knotty191 January 1, 2017

taylor patterson

Very good looking girl nice body and big butt taylors have a nice smile and can fight

I just went out with taylor Patterson it was awesome

by Pizzaeater10x3 June 19, 2017

Harry Potter arms

Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.

"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."

-Rubeus Hagrid

by AnotherTampaOriginal October 5, 2017