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oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves
wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves
by memeballs June 29, 2017
mugGet the oven glovesmug.

dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
mugGet the dysfunctional toaster ovenmug.

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
mugGet the crotch ovenmug.

Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head
Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 20, 2019
mugGet the Slutty Dutch Ovenmug.

Dutch Oven

When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.
In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!
by BJneedz August 5, 2022
mugGet the Dutch Ovenmug.

Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.
"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."
by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018
mugGet the Oven Jobmug.

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.
The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.
by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020
mugGet the bakery ovenmug.

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