Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.

Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.

by MojoYT September 8, 2020

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice

Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!

by Big DDDDDD May 11, 2010

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021

the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor

The best restaurant in Gig Harbor there are 2 other locations millcreek and snohomish. it has a lot of very attractive people working there and has an awesome menu

"dude you wanna go to the Blazing Onion in Gig Harbor"
"hell yeah I love the mushroom melt"

by robbie robman April 28, 2010