Onion

An Onion, quiet when you peel it,

“I’m a god damn onion Mason”

by Nichies December 14, 2020

Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.

Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.

by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024

Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

by Yowsky May 4, 2021

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.

by Vice716 February 22, 2021

onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000

Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.

by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022