Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

by T. Brothers September 20, 2019

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Lay the pipe

Something John Boyega says about Finn (played by him) fucking Rey (Daisy Ridley) since Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) dies and she has no man.

It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lay the pipe.

by The Rise of Skyschmitter January 2, 2020

flat lay

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.

“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”

by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020